{"id":327,"date":"2011-09-11T11:37:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-11T11:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simoningsmirror.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/11\/dead-water-in-2-minutes-30-seconds-almost"},"modified":"2011-09-11T11:37:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-11T11:37:00","slug":"dead-water-in-2-minutes-30-seconds-almost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/?p=327","title":{"rendered":"Dead Water in 2 minutes, 30 seconds. Almost."},"content":{"rendered":"

[youtube http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fER-WhFUzoA?wmode=transparent]<\/p>\n

Oliver Morton<\/a> (@Eaterofsun) tweeted: “This lovely ad makes me think bizarrely of @simonings’s Dead Water rewritten by a Disney sentimentalist”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[youtube http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fER-WhFUzoA?wmode=transparent] Oliver Morton (@Eaterofsun) tweeted: “This lovely ad makes me think bizarrely of @simonings’s Dead Water rewritten by a Disney sentimentalist”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,115],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scrapbook","category-115"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}