{"id":4174,"date":"2026-06-27T14:45:29","date_gmt":"2026-06-27T14:45:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/?p=4174"},"modified":"2026-08-20T14:50:10","modified_gmt":"2026-08-20T14:50:10","slug":"like-neither-a-thing-nor-a-picture-of-a-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/?p=4174","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Like neither a thing nor a picture of a thing&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/TELEMMGLPICT000491081131_17823827752571_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqRytlnBYZqv7cg5L24ah38krQhNXVg5Dqa5Uw_oe076g.webp\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4175\" src=\"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/TELEMMGLPICT000491081131_17823827752571_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqRytlnBYZqv7cg5L24ah38krQhNXVg5Dqa5Uw_oe076g.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"1785\" height=\"1775\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/TELEMMGLPICT000491081131_17823827752571_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqRytlnBYZqv7cg5L24ah38krQhNXVg5Dqa5Uw_oe076g.webp 1785w, http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/TELEMMGLPICT000491081131_17823827752571_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqRytlnBYZqv7cg5L24ah38krQhNXVg5Dqa5Uw_oe076g-580x577.webp 580w, http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/TELEMMGLPICT000491081131_17823827752571_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqRytlnBYZqv7cg5L24ah38krQhNXVg5Dqa5Uw_oe076g-940x935.webp 940w, http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/TELEMMGLPICT000491081131_17823827752571_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqRytlnBYZqv7cg5L24ah38krQhNXVg5Dqa5Uw_oe076g-150x150.webp 150w, http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/TELEMMGLPICT000491081131_17823827752571_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqRytlnBYZqv7cg5L24ah38krQhNXVg5Dqa5Uw_oe076g-768x764.webp 768w, http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/TELEMMGLPICT000491081131_17823827752571_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqRytlnBYZqv7cg5L24ah38krQhNXVg5Dqa5Uw_oe076g-1536x1527.webp 1536w, http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/TELEMMGLPICT000491081131_17823827752571_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqRytlnBYZqv7cg5L24ah38krQhNXVg5Dqa5Uw_oe076g-302x300.webp 302w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1785px) 100vw, 1785px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/books\/what-to-read\/best-novels-fiction-read-june-2026-review\/\">Reading The End of Everything for the Telegraph, 27 June 2026<\/a><\/p>\n<p>What kind of end, what kind of everything, is this?<\/p>\n<p>The iGhetti arrived by accident, pouring \u201clike neither a thing nor a picture of a thing\u201d out of New York, Dubai, the great banking cities of China. They\u2019re not of this world, but they\u2019re not unworldly, either. In their own reality-breaking way, they\u2019re not so different from us: \u201cAll projects, the iGhetti believe, are inherently good. They are good because they are projects.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The iGhetti have filled Earth\u2019s oceans with amorphous artefacts of uncertain use that swell up and adapt to whatever environment they end up in. Tennent, an Oxford PPE drop-out turned beachcomber, fishes one out of the Hastings surf (maybe Hastings, maybe Hythe, maybe some point in between \u2013 since the iGhetti arrived and broke things, who cares for geography?) and within days it\u2019s grown limbs and a face and the rudiments of language: \u201cHello, nice,\u201d it says.<\/p>\n<p>Tennent\u2019s aunt Marnie wants nothing to do with the thing; neither does Tennent\u2019s sometime lover Alice. He tries selling the thing to Hampson, \u201cthe beachcomber\u2019s call of last resort\u201d, who uses iGhetti artefacts as organic batteries, or maybe sentient transmitters, or maybe none of the above, in an effort to communicate with the \u201cinvaders\u201d. But Hampson is a creep, and Tennent changes his mind. Alice catches a passenger ferry into the impenetrable sea fog that stands, in this broken world, for the future. Sooner than accompany her, Tennent and the thing wave her goodbye and then fetch up at a seaside gallery where they find Marnie sleeping \u201cin a corner of the inevitable gift shop, under a pile of Mondrian-themed cycling jerseys\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Things are mounting to a tragic crisis. Newcomers to Harrison\u2019s work will have immense difficulty articulating how. It is the end of everything. It would take a novel to explain why.<\/p>\n<p>Toxic praise has dogged the forty-odd year career of M John Harrison. He\u2019s so <em>weird<\/em>, his fans sigh; he\u2019s <em>one of a kind<\/em>. If you insist you can read <em>The End of Everything<\/em> this way \u2013 as a pretty ribbon, tying together much of what Harrison has made before. The iGhetti are the same existential bumblers we met in 1980\u2019s <em>A Storm of Wings<\/em>. Alice and Marnie might have wondered out of 1992\u2019s metaphysical puzzle-box <em>The Course of the Heart<\/em>. The Great Rift of Harrison\u2019s sly space opera <em>Light<\/em> and its sequels is implicit here in the Strip \u2013 a stretch of post-apocalyptic High Weald coastline where, along with the teashops and antiques fairs, \u201cthere was a lot of poured cement and half-functioning neon, a lot of territoriality\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>But this would be to miss much that is new, or at any rate, whetted to a finer edge.<\/p>\n<p>Now the iGhetti are here, people don\u2019t quite know what to do with themselves. But \u2013 this is a point Harrison has been orbiting around for a while, and this time he nails it \u2013 they never did know. Reality is big and humans are small. Apprehending the world in its fullness would annihilate them, so they have always taken care to wear blinkers. Back before the iGhetti arrived there was something called \u201cthe economy\u201d, and that made no sense either, and \u201clife had been like a huge silent beautiful blossom opening to the economic light, with its roots deep in a mysterious, self-fulfilling growth medium and its leaves outstretched to welcome each new opportunity, untroubled and hothoused\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Harrison understands the novel is merely a score: that it\u2019s the reader who does all the work. <em>The End of Everything<\/em> is constructed like an overheard conversation \u2013 the reader can\u2019t quite credit that they heard what they thought they heard, or that it means what they think it means.<\/p>\n<p>It takes an extraordinary amount of engineering to carry off this effect. Harrison isn\u2019t <em>weirder<\/em> than most other writers; he\u2019s <em>better<\/em>. Writing at this level of intensity takes its toll. For the first time, and writing ostensibly about his protagonist, Harrison allows himself what amounts to a life statement: \u201cWhat had begun as his desire to see and understand the end of the world,\u201d he writes, \u201chad decayed first into a kind of adventure sport, then a profession, and at the last, a burden.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Most of this burden is being lifted from the reader\u2019s shoulders: reading <em>The End of Everything<\/em>, you feel you\u2019re not so much reading as dreaming. I\u2019d call this a painterly effect, if calling a novel \u201cpainterly\u201d wasn\u2019t itself a kiss of sales death. But what the hell: <em>The End of Everything<\/em> is like a painting by Paul Nash \u2013 chalky, degreased, illumined \u2013 as the man himself says \u2013 by \u201ca pure 1930s light, from an imagination stocked when people could use words like \u2018spiritual\u2019 and still mean something.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reading The End of Everything for the Telegraph, 27 June 2026 What kind of end, what kind of everything, is this? The iGhetti arrived by accident, pouring \u201clike neither a thing nor a picture of a thing\u201d out of New &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/?p=4174\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[617,78],"tags":[949,543,86],"class_list":["post-4174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books-reviews-and-opinion","category-reviews-and-opinion","tag-climate-fiction","tag-fiction","tag-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4176,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4174\/revisions\/4176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}