{"id":6,"date":"2011-03-17T09:35:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-17T09:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simoningsmirror.wordpress.com\/2011\/03\/17\/dead-waters-on-amazon"},"modified":"2011-03-17T09:35:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-17T09:35:00","slug":"dead-waters-on-amazon-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/?p=6","title":{"rendered":"Dead Water&#8217;s on Amazon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone curious to know where the hell I&#8217;ve been for the past four years (or, indeed, why I ever bothered to come back) can jolly well <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/gp\/product\/1848878885\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=siming-21&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1634&amp;creative=19450&amp;creativeASIN=1848878885\">pre-order the hardback<\/a><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.co.uk\/e\/ir?t=&amp;l=as2&amp;o=2&amp;a=1848878885\" border=\"0\" height=\"1\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none!important;margin:0!important;\" width=\"1\" \/> which comes out on 1 August, and there&#8217;ll be a Kindle edition a month before that (they&#8217;re just sorting out the pricing).<\/p>\n<p><span>The main reason for posting this was I thought  this was the final (final) ((final)) cover image. It actually turns out  be the version before the version that was the final (final). Anyone  wondering what publishers do with all their money now have their answer:  it&#8217;s spent on rehab after having to deal with revisions to the  (((final))) revised (final) revised new final.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Dead_water_cover\" height=\"503\" src=\"http:\/\/simoningsmirror.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/03\/dead_water_cover-scaled500.png?w=203\" width=\"342\" \/>\n<\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone curious to know where the hell I&#8217;ve been for the past four years (or, indeed, why I ever bothered to come back) can jolly well pre-order the hardback which comes out on 1 August, and there&#8217;ll be a Kindle &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/?p=6\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,115],"tags":[22],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dead-water","category-115","tag-corvus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.simonings.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}